Today I’ll let you in on one of the most embarrassing stories of my life. THE DAY AN ENTIRE PARTY SAW MY bum and got me wondering “how did I reach this low point in my life?”.
Time & space:
Once upon a time, I was invited to a girl’s 21st birthday party (Australia’s sweet 16) and the dress code was black-tie.
One week before the party I climbed out the window and ran away from the house where I lived, being sheltered by a friend who lived in a shared house where I stayed for a week.
To get to the shared house another friend rescued me by car and the car broke at a gas station 5km away from what would later be my new house.
As you can see it wasn’t a typical moving day. I had a crazy escape and a very stressful week, moving into my new house on the day of the party.
Personality traits:
I wonder if you can relate to what I’m about to tell you.
When I’m bored my brain turns off the switch and I begin to daydream and feel sleepy. But I mean… REAL SLEEPY.
If the subject doesn’t interest me if the person’s boring, or if I’m not in my best energy, I start feeling intense boredom and only Jesus and the Holy Ghost can break the trance.
I mean, it’s not like I need to be entertained 24/7, but a bit of care as to not addressing annoying subjects is necessary to capture my full attention.
My sister can tell you how that works in detail! She alleges I’ve embarrassed her multiple times.
I won’t deny, and neither Will I confirm.
Time, space, and personality reach the pinnacle:
My two cousins and I arrived at the party looking really fancy. The only person who was also in Black-tie was the birthday girl’s mom. The rest didn’t get the memo and showed up in beach dresses and those rubber sandals calling it black tie.
I respect it but will never agree with it.
My boss, he’s two kids, my two cousins, and I worked at the same place so we had to sit at the same table as he’s work partner who’s boring. But I mean BORING.
You can’t even fathom a guy more boring than him. The kind of guy who has no humor and thinks he’s funny as hell you know?
It’s important to know our limitations.
He began making jokes, talking about boring stuff, and gaining confidence. Became sticky, and began drinking, and the more he drank the more boring it got.
Boring AND confident people are a threat, write this down.
As you can imagine, my switch turned off in record time (due to the boredom plus the stressful week) and I began to feel sleepy and everything became pitch black. I slept while standing, fell back, and rolled fiercely in an incredible cartwheel.
My dress rolled up, everybody saw my ass and all the boys gently came rushing to help me stand up again but they were all my age so it made it all worst than it already was.
My cousins were laughing hard and so was the annoying business partner. And I thought to myself: “He’s laughing because he has no idea why I fell. If he knew he wouldn’t be laughing so damn hard!”
However, if you’re:
- In the mud
- Beyond rock bottom
- Lost in shame and regret
- Destroyed by the tricks destiny’s played on you
You must know there’s hope. There’s always someone doing the worst to make you feel better.
I fell. Plenty of boys helped me up. I kept my head held high and pretended like it was all a rehearsed show. Drank some water; got away from the boring dude so I wouldn’t sleep again.
Went back to the dance floor only to find all the girls with their panties knee-high dancing and singing in front of the birthday girl’s entire family!
Mind you the birthday girl’s father has a rock band that was “hired” to entertain the party. So they were doing it in front of the father and his friends, the other members of the band!
Let me tell you something. I fell and won’t deny it. I rolled back but didn’t roll down my panties in front of the birthday girl’s entire family. That burden I don’t carry. Do you hear me?
I may be remembered as the girl Who fell back and showed her ass but I’ll never be the drunk one Who rolled her panties down and danced during her friend’s 21st birthday. That burden I won’t carry!
I want this written on my tombstone!
That was the story of how an entire party saw my bum and I ended up wondering “how did I get to this low point in my life?”
It was a pleasure to expose my most shameful moments to you!
Leave a comment telling me about your most embarrassing stories! I’ll love to hear them, especially if it makes me laugh hard!
Big kiss full of loyalty, dare, and joy!
Yours,
Cá!